I’m going to grab a shower then head out,” She kissed her son on the top of his head
.
“You’re a cop,” he said.
. I reckoned Granma McCutcheon'd be right proud of me too if I went out and showed her, so I went into the kitchen with my jeans all poked out from my swoll up pecker, and I said, Look at me Granma! I'm a man! Look how hard my pecker's gone!
Well, I reckon Granma musta been in one of her ornery moods that day, 'cause she took one look at me and grabbed her big black skillet, and said, Wendell, you put that durn thing away 'fore hit you 'round the head with this skillet so hard, by the time you remember what it's good fer, you'll be too old to use it. She was all rounded out and curvy lookin' and them titties of hers was like two grapefruits hangin' off of her chest, only they wasn't really hangin', it was more like they was pointin' straight ahead at me, and down where her pecker woulda been if she was a fella, there was this triangle of gold coloured hair
I’m going to grab a shower then head out,” She kissed her son on the top of his head
.
“You’re a cop,” he said.
. I reckoned Granma McCutcheon'd be right proud of me too if I went out and showed her, so I went into the kitchen with my jeans all poked out from my swoll up pecker, and I said, Look at me Granma! I'm a man! Look how hard my pecker's gone!
Well, I reckon Granma musta been in one of her ornery moods that day, 'cause she took one look at me and grabbed her big black skillet, and said, Wendell, you put that durn thing away 'fore hit you 'round the head with this skillet so hard, by the time you remember what it's good fer, you'll be too old to use it. She was all rounded out and curvy lookin' and them titties of hers was like two grapefruits hangin' off of her chest, only they wasn't really hangin', it was more like they was pointin' straight ahead at me, and down where her pecker woulda been if she was a fella, there was this triangle of gold coloured hair
I’m going to grab a shower then head out,” She kissed her son on the top of his head
.
“You’re a cop,” he said.
. I reckoned Granma McCutcheon'd be right proud of me too if I went out and showed her, so I went into the kitchen with my jeans all poked out from my swoll up pecker, and I said, Look at me Granma! I'm a man! Look how hard my pecker's gone!
Well, I reckon Granma musta been in one of her ornery moods that day, 'cause she took one look at me and grabbed her big black skillet, and said, Wendell, you put that durn thing away 'fore hit you 'round the head with this skillet so hard, by the time you remember what it's good fer, you'll be too old to use it. She was all rounded out and curvy lookin' and them titties of hers was like two grapefruits hangin' off of her chest, only they wasn't really hangin', it was more like they was pointin' straight ahead at me, and down where her pecker woulda been if she was a fella, there was this triangle of gold coloured hair
